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What is Humptiness?

Humtpiness (noun) : the state of being Humpty.

What we can say is this :

Humptiness is a rather ethereal quality, and therefore difficult to define. Humptiness is not something one has. Humptiness is something one is, much like the "Buddha nature" concept in Buddhism. One either is Humpty or one isn't. If one is Humpty, one knows it.

Qualities often ascribed to those who are Humpty include peace, love, serenity, humor, and funkiness.

True Humptiness can only be achieved through enlightenment. In your search for these universal truths, we of the TNMC wish you peace and Humptiness forever.